48 Funny and Ridiculous Things People Say to New Mums

Have you ever had someone say something to you as a new mum and just thought… “Wait, what?!”

It might have been a friend, a family member, or even a total stranger!

And suddenly, you feel judged, confused, or like you’re not doing a good enough job.

I get it. I’ve been there too.

And honestly?

Every new mum has.

We all heard these awkward, and sometimes downright ridiculous comments.

So I thought, why not collect them and share them in a post?

To show you that you really are not alone.

And maybe even make you laugh a little. 😉

Why people say ridiculous things to new mums

People often say silly or shocking things because they don’t know what’s going on in your life.

They might think they’re being helpful, funny, or just curious.

Sometimes they forget how hard it is to be a new mum.

(Which means you’ll forget one day too, yay!)

It’s never personal – it’s just them speaking without thinking.

And once they’ve said it they don’t give it another thought – so you shouldn’t either.

Real stories from new mums: what people really say to them

One day, I asked mums in a Facebook group for new mums, “What’s the most ridiculous thing someone said to you as a new mum?”

The answers came flooding in.

(Told you that it’s not just you!)

Some made me laugh out loud.

Some made me angry.

And some… I couldn’t believe people actually said them.

Sure, most people don’t mean any harm.

But the wrong comment at the wrong time can knock your confidence, make you doubt yourself, or make you feel like you’re failing.

If you’re in those early, messy, tiring, amazing days of motherhood, you may also like these posts:

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Now, let’s get into 48 of the most ridiculous things people have said to new mums.

48 Ridiculous things people say to new mothers

1. You are so tiny, you don’t look pregnant at all.
2. Are you pregnant? (to a postpartum mum)
3. To a crying baby: She’s not happy, is she?
4. You should try to enjoy the birth as it goes so quickly.
5. It’s crazy you aren’t going to breastfeed. When calves are born they would die without getting any of the initial colostrum that the mums produce.
6. Babies don’t cost that much.
7. You can’t feel the baby move already, I didn’t at that many months.
8. Don’t listen to your midwife’s advice, I never did it like that.
9. You know schedule feeding is the only way to feed your child!
10. Don’t worry, you will lost the baby weight.
11. Are you sure it’s not twins?
12. Breast is best.
13. She doesn’t look anything like you.
14. What Does It Look Like Down There?
15. We didn’t do that in my day and our children turned out fine.
16. Are you sleeping when the baby sleeps?
17. I thought you’d said you weren’t going to use a dummy.
18. Make sure you enjoy every minute.
19. To a mum of a couple of hours old baby: Put mittens on your son, he needs to “explore” himself.
20. Your son had a feeding tube? How I wish my baby had a tube…
21. If you cycle baby’s legs they will grow tall.
22. If you don’t do tummy time your baby will be short.
23. You look tired.
24. You’ve been eating a lot of doughnuts.
25. This is your third? Are you CRAZY?
26. Did it hurt?
27. Enjoy it, this is the easy bit.
28. Baby is soo skinny now, are you feeding him?
29. It gets worse.
30. When are you having another one?
31. If you think this is bad, just wait.
32. I could never go back to work. I’d miss my baby too much.
33. I’m so tired.
34. You’re so lucky you get to stay at home.
35. If you put him in onesies all the time he would grow up and not know how to get dressed.
36. You look good… For someone who’s had a baby.
37. I think he’s hungry/ tired/ wet.
38. Holding your baby would spoil them.
39. I was nowhere near this big when I was XY weeks along.
40. This is your third son? Never mind, you can always try again.
41. You should be resting now!
42. You look great for someone who just had a baby.
43. Your baby is small because she is formula-fed.
44. He’s 8 weeks? He should be sleeping through the night by now.
45. Your baby should be sleeping in her own room in her cot at 4 months or she never will sleep alone.
46. You shouldn’t breastfeed your baby because he’s a boy and you won’t have enough milk for him.
47. Partner of a mum with a 7-month-old baby: You don’t get to celebrate Mother’s day because you haven’t been a mum for a year.
48. You look tired.

How new mums can handle silly comments (without losing their cool)

I know, right!

Some of these comments are funny.

Some are just plain shocking.

And some make you want to roll your eyes so hard your head spins.

Here’s the thing: no matter how annoying they are, take them with a pinch of salt.

No one knows what’s best for you and your baby – except you.

And you are doing an amazing job!

Most people mean well. They speak out of habit, or they just don’t realise how their words land. Always keep that in mind.

When it comes to responding:

• Smile and move on.

• Use a sarcastic reply if you feel like it.

• Or don’t react at all – honestly, this is usually the best choice.

You’ve got way more important things to focus on right now. 😉

Last word

Remember: every new mum hears silly comments.

And yes, sometimes they hurt.

But they are never personal.

Take a deep breath, ignore the nonsense, and focus on what really matters.

You’ve got this!

And if you want more support, join my FREE email course Postpartum Survival Toolkit for easy tips to make life with a baby much easier and more enjoyable!

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FAQs

1. What are common things people say to new mums?

People often say things like: “Are you sure you’re feeding her enough?”, “You’ll lose the baby weight soon”, or “She’s not sleeping through the night yet?”
Some comments are funny, some are shocking, and some are just plain unnecessary. The important thing to remember is: they’re usually not meant to hurt you — even if it feels that way.

2. How should I react to ridiculous comments as a new mum?

You have a few options:

• Smile and ignore – sometimes it’s easier to let it slide.

• Use humour or a sarcastic reply – it can lighten the moment.

• Don’t react at all – protect your energy; your focus is your baby.
  Choose whatever feels right for you. There’s no “perfect” way to respond.

3. Do all new mums get judged by friends and family?

Yes – pretty much every new mum experiences it. Friends, family, and even strangers sometimes give unsolicited advice or make comments. It’s normal, even though it can be frustrating. The key is not to take it personally.

4. Why do strangers feel the need to comment on my baby?

Strangers often comment because they’re curious, trying to be helpful, or just don’t realise how their words come across. They usually mean well – even if their comment is weird, funny, or annoying.

5. How can I stay confident after hearing rude or funny comments?

• Remember you know your baby best. You’re the expert in your little one’s needs.

• Take comments with a pinch of salt. Most people don’t know your situation.

• Focus on what matters. Sleep, feeding, and bonding matter far more than random opinions.

• Laugh when you can. Sometimes the ridiculousness is actually funny!